Joseph in the Grove

I have come to the conclusion that all cool people at one point in their lives or another have had a mustache. Just look at my dad for example, Gary Garner believe it or not at one point had a mustache. I have seen the pictures. He looked like Captain Kangaroo which brings me to another point. Captain Kangaroo was such a stud. Other Captains of notable mention are such people as Captain Crunch. People used to say that I run like Mario, why not have facial hair like him? You see all of the amazing people that have mustaches. Why am I missing out? 

Mustache Proof

So, after much deliberation and consideration on the matter I have finally decided to have a go at facial hair. I know what you are probably thinking though, can you even grow facial hair? I finally have proof that, indeed I can and that when I have an amazing mustache you'll all have to eat your words.

You see what I mean! Case closed! Next stop, Tom Selleck! What's that? You don't see anything? You don't believe that I am going to have the best mustache ever? So you need more proof than that? Alright fine, you asked for it. This photo has not be indoctrinated or changed in anyway, believe it or not.

Alright it's a little pathetic but still I have a little bit of a mustache and that's really good enough for me. One day it will something great I promise. I think that this whole mustache thing is really just out of spite. I really can't think of a better reason why

More Mustache Proof

to grow a stache. I'll keep you updated on how it grows in. I am frankly quite excited about it all. We'll see how it turns out. 

Now you know ladies... okay, maybe the lady folk don't dig the mustache as much as they used to but I am hoping to bring it back to vogue.